You better bid a million dollars.

::checks the bank account and sighs::

What can I get for 3 rocks, a doughnut, and half a bottle of Flintstone Vitamins ?

Consider myself bought.

you're hilarious...and cheap

what every woman dreams of

*searches around for her one million peaches*

sorry C, he's bought and paid for although we all know he would surely have chosen peaches. You were just too late.
Anyhoo...you can't bid, you're running the auction!!

so the three pickle bid...
going once
going twice

Guess that makes me sold!


LMAO @ What every woman dreams of...

If you weren't already sold I would put in a bid. One can always use more Gruggs.

now that he's mine...what to do with him??

hmmm...oh yes...here's the mop and when you're done with the floors the windows will be waiting.

don't forget to have him do the dishes and clean the leaves out of the gutters. Oh and organize the garage, mow the lawn, shovel the snow...

I missed the gutters.

i said "going twice"
not "sold"
that means carey can still bid
*snatches the mop from lysk and feeds it to grugg*

can we be civil here? I only want him for cleaning...when I'm done, I'm sure he will still have enough energy to do whatever it is Carey wants him for

*pulls mop out of grugg's jaw*
okay, lysk, he'll do the spring cleaning for you and then he goes over to carey
SOLD