We don't know how old Tann is but, he looks like a "Million".

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Tann check your butt for chapstick!

After losing my Kindle and almost my reading glasses on the way to PT, which I never made, spending 2 hours with my roommate searching over the neighborhood and O'Conner looking for it. However though we did find the glasses we did not find the Kindle so I'm not in a good sense of humor at this time. So Keeper before I misunderstand your comment above and get more pissed off please clarify it for me as I have no idea what you mean by looking for chapstick up my ass.................

Sorry you had a bad day Tann. The comment was making fun of the "behind kissing" post from Odyson about you looking like a million $ with the angel smiley. No mention of chapstick up your butt; just on it.

If I could post I'd have something to do other than make funnies here in Q&A.

Well the chapstick might help keep in the moisture. The last thing I saw that looked like a million was shriveled and pertified. I bet he is really starting to understand where the term "Old Fart" comes from.

Just seems to be my life rt now 1 good day, 6 bad days.

One is a good start.

Trust me I know what "Old Fart" is.

Now it's time to send out some luck.

Tann, if you want to change your luck you need to howl at the full moon.

You're in luck because there is one almost here.
Now if you do it naked, it works even better.
And if you're drunk, it's even better.

Getting drunk always worked for me.

I've decided to postpone my next post to Sunday night like normal as to be bluntly honest I'm just not in the mood to work on it right now. By total stupidity I found my Kindle today while driving Mom to a Doctor follow up Appt by seeing it, then before I could safely stop running over it, on the road I spent two hours searching yesterday. It's trashed for sure but will see what a repair place will charge to maybe fix it.

Soooo my mood sucks and I don't want that carrying over into the game.

My apologies to everyone.

This sounds like a job for "Drunken Naked Moon Howling Guy"!

Just think of this as way to get a new Ipad, lol.

Ok, bad joke.

But go ahead and howl at the moon, what could it hurt?

Well it looks like Odyson's wellpwishing you better luck paid off. Hope you days bevome brighter. I know we will a;; be fine with you getting the week off--Well at least uy=until Sunday


Take Care and Best Wishes.

Got to writing it and finished it early so I thought I would go ahead and post.

Map's a little blurry but readable.

Someone take out that darn spell caster of theirs?

It is making it more difficult as it seems it is healing the ones we are damaging.

I noticed the player posted action for Ulthok was: "When he was close enough to touch Divot he used the quickness gifted him by his boots of striding to leap on the Zombie, smashing the vial into the living corpse." but the posted action by the DM was "Acting quickly he grabbed his last Oil of Fiery Burning and threw it towards where his brother clung to the wall" How did the player post of smashing directly on an opponent to avoid missing due to throwing turn into a missed throw by the DM?

I missed that, I will edit that part of my post to reflect that when I can.

Odyson please wait to post until I have edited. The rest of you that can post please feel free to do so.