He found the statue.
He's probably staring at it in awe.
A Shadow RDI Staff Karma: 158/11 4402 Posts
Posted on 2017-07-10 at 10:18:47.
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on
Eol's off having real life, but we can't get complacent. In order to conserve momentum I suggest a team building exercise. We will decide which one through a democratic process. We have decided on a human pyramid, thank you for your votes. In the interests of efficiency I will be drawing up the game plan, it starts simple but please pay attention.
Tann and I will form the base, Brom will follow shortly to form the second layer. Chessic, you are of course in charge of public relations and international exports. SO will be delivering the eggs at precisely 7:15pm GMT and the finger paint essentials exactly one hour later. Altaira, I'm not 100% convinced you're not Buzz Aldrin but that shouldn't prevent you from handling choreography while coaching a cow midwife through a twin-calf birth over the phone. Nomad, you're going to be circumnavigating the sun in a kayak made of my hopes and dreams wearing scuba gear. Finally, Hammer will of course be dressed in a catsuit, traversing a laser tripwire grid in central Paris at exactly dusk, a single bead of sweat dripping down his brow as he twists and turns, careful not to touch beams.
We're going to need duct tape, three cucumbers, a recent photo of the Queen, an IKEA catalog, a pickled egg, assorted air fresheners and THE EVERBURNING FLAME OF OLYMPUS!!!
You have six hours.
Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
Posted on 2017-07-10 at 22:21:11.
Edited on 2017-07-10 at 22:22:02 by Grugg
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lol
what was that grugg?
Made me chuckle at any rate. lol
RDI Poet - 1.5 Innma Karma: 39/5 854 Posts
Posted on 2017-07-10 at 22:25:47.
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Ah!
There's the Grugg I remember. 
A Shadow RDI Staff Karma: 158/11 4402 Posts
Posted on 2017-07-10 at 22:37:23.
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*fades in*
*glares at Grugg*
We've discussed this. My answer still hasn't changed.
I've RETIRED from pr, and you won't get me out of it.
*evaporates*
Cheshire Cad Karma: 107/3 1202 Posts
Posted on 2017-07-11 at 00:32:59.
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Wait, what?
Wait a minute! I have to be a Buzz Aldrin, choreographer who is also a cow midwife consultant, while Hammer gets to put on a catsuit and dance around security laser beams? That's not fair! 
Resident Karma: 24/0 405 Posts
Posted on 2017-07-11 at 08:10:49.
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Clarity needed
Uhm, I'm a bit confused.
Am I riding a kayak made of your hopes and dreams - and those hopes and dreams are wearing a wet suit?
Or am I wearing the wetsuit and your hopes and dreams are all naked while comprising the kayak?
I'm not quite sure which of those is creepier, but I'm game for the "paddle around the sun part."
RDI Fixture Karma: 55/6 3142 Posts
Posted on 2017-07-11 at 10:40:14.
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vu
Yeah but,..have you seen Hammer in a catsuit? Me-ow.
And Nomad: Yes
Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts
Posted on 2017-07-11 at 11:52:13.
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Fizzled
Is this game beginning soon???
RDI Poet - 1.5 Innma Karma: 39/5 854 Posts
Posted on 2017-07-15 at 16:46:53.
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Calm thyself!
We haven't fizzled!
I was away last week helping my oldest daughter get some things squared away at her house in Oklahoma. Spent 16 hours straight on the road yesterday to get back home and a good part of today sleeping and/or unloading the truck.
I'll have a post or two ready to go soon.
Everybody assume a medatative pose, close your eyes, and repeat after me... "Cheeeeeseburgerrrrrr..." 
Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8917 Posts
Posted on 2017-07-15 at 16:56:47.
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calm?
what is this calm you speak of?
RDI Poet - 1.5 Innma Karma: 39/5 854 Posts
Posted on 2017-07-16 at 16:24:43.
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Paradise . . .
"Cheeeseeebuurrggeerrr...."
But you know what would be heaven on earth? . . . an onion slice.
And maybe some lettuce and tomato.
I do like mine with Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes.
Maybe a big kosher pickle and a cold draught beer?
Now see what you did?!
Good god almighty which way do I steer??!
I need a . . . cheeseburger in paradise!
(Hunger does not seem very meditative!)
RDI Fixture Karma: 55/6 3142 Posts
Posted on 2017-07-16 at 19:06:20.
Edited on 2017-07-16 at 19:06:57 by Nomad D2
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A man after my own heart!
Dude, are we related? My tummy's grumbling just reading that!
Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8917 Posts
Posted on 2017-07-16 at 19:13:02.
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erm
the cheeseburger meditation aint working lol
RDI Poet - 1.5 Innma Karma: 39/5 854 Posts
Posted on 2017-07-17 at 14:51:24.
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Sorry...
Busy day at work. Have a post started but not quite finished. Hoping to have something later this evening.
Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8917 Posts
Posted on 2017-07-17 at 15:40:40.
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