No, I don't think I'm truly inclined to shut this one down, folks... no worries. How could I let everything that's been built up just go unanswered, after all?
"Et wouldnae jus' be a tactical blunder, monkey boy, it'd be akin ta somethin' like mutiny!" *head slap* "Now get back ta yer bloody post afore I demote ye ta tairpedo!"

Well... whaddya know about that? There he is! Let's see what more I can drag out of the crotchity old, golf playin', skirt wearin', son of a b....
Thanks for the encouragement and advice, all... much appreciated. it gets darn frustrating when your train of thought derails like that, you know?
back in action within the next three days.