I can turn on the TV with my mind. But only if there is a device that does the same thing in or around my hands.

i can change any shade of red into a different shade of red.

I can walk down a street in most towns and turn into a BAR.

i can glide, only downwards. if thrown well.

With only strawberries, ice cream and milk I can make a strawberry Float.

*covers eyes with hands*

...see?

Superior, no astronomical vision, which I protect with eye-wear.

i can automatically know the time whenever asked.

I can become very silent. Can you hear me now?

powers can be proved, I have the fantastic ability to create words by merely hitting these hieroglyphic type figures on a plastic type board. <--- Proof of my super powers, because I am awesome like that.

i can control the minds of people and tell them to continue wat they were doing.

i can produce mediocre food just by placing it inside a small box...

I can clear a small confined space of people by producing a colorless gas.

i can create static shocks at will standing on ANY material.

I can create an instant disguise by combing my nose hair into mustache.