Everyone line up to smack the Captain!
I'm going to do this TODAY, if it kills me... I've gotten PMs, e-mails, and funky vibes from the universe (and even my wife got upset with me) since I posted that bit of whiney stupidity, yesterday... sooooo, you want Mac, you got 'im. Like I said, a post today (meaning NLT late tonight) if it fargin' kills me and the rest of us on this bloody boat!
What in the halls o hell was I thinkin', anyway? Somebody else play Mac? Kill Mac off? Riiiiiiiight... *shakes head*... Mac's the Starfleet equivalent of the cockroach... ya can't kill him off! (It is fun trying, though, huh?)
Blah,blah, blah! I'm wastin' time here runnin off a' th' gob, ensign! Get yer arse oota my ready room an lemme post, ya haggis fer brains sheep-shagger!
(P.S. Many many thanks, Brom.

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