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malek04
Resident
Karma: 11/8
303 Posts
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fire
i can make fire but only using matches and a lighter and it can only be sustained if i ahave burnable material...
Posted on 2010-09-16 at 20:52:46.
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Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6330 Posts
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I'll defend you!!
(Lifespring, that was only 2/3 of a pun, P.U.!!!
Alas, you have joined me in the never ending PUNishment. Although it may be 4th and one, we will PUNt when we must.
So be proud and continue to write with PUNash.)
I can find the sharp corners of furniture legs in the dark by only using my big toe.
Posted on 2010-09-17 at 03:05:02.
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lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
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summon monster 1 and a half?
i can summon an army of 2 normal size crickets, at will, (usually when i get a bad pun worth smiting)
Posted on 2010-09-17 at 05:16:45.
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Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6330 Posts
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Napman!!!!!
I can speed up time by simply laying down on the couch, close my eyes and then open my eyes and it two hours later.
Posted on 2010-10-10 at 19:10:45.
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lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
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dental hygene girl!
i can brush teeth at light speed!
Posted on 2010-10-13 at 22:21:42.
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Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts
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Just did this for the first time
I can summon pizza and wings with only my right index finger!
And a mouse
And a computer
And Internet access
Oh, yeah, and electricity
Posted on 2010-10-13 at 22:47:02.
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Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 475/29
8913 Posts
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I can...
... lay siege to a city under control of another leader and, after crushing the enemy, rename it "Khan O' Whoopass"....
Sometimes, I love Civ I. 
Posted on 2010-10-14 at 01:38:55.
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Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6330 Posts
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Cough.........
I can get everyone to exit the elevator by removing my shoes.
Posted on 2010-10-16 at 01:02:14.
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pyroboom
Resident
Karma: 47/64
336 Posts
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create games...
using rpg makers and this site.
Posted on 2010-10-17 at 03:04:40.
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Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6330 Posts
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Superpunners......
I can make dozens of Innmates cringe with a single pun.
Posted on 2010-10-17 at 13:25:28.
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lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
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its like handle animal except its already done!
i can soothe savage beasts, that are already calm!
Posted on 2010-10-21 at 20:48:45.
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Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6330 Posts
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Gasp...........
I can change the color of my face by only holding my breath.
Posted on 2010-10-22 at 01:36:09.
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PartyScout
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 9/3
101 Posts
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Gameman?
I can make little kids send me hate mail every ten minutes... after the match ends of course 
Posted on 2010-10-22 at 02:24:32.
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Odyson
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6330 Posts
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Homemake .......
I can cure common ailments with just a brewing of poultry and strips of grain based meal.
Posted on 2010-10-30 at 01:44:05.
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lifespring
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
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pinch me
i can go into a dreamlike state per day and visit unknown worlds with unworldly bounds and possibilities.
Posted on 2010-11-10 at 22:18:49.
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Shadows of the Empire
LOTPWII
Is that an active game?
What's Up?
