*pokes Raven even mwar*

I've floated the idea to Eol to have this cleric of mine stop by Meadowbrook, do some work wth Ara. 

Are  you up for that, Reralae?  Obviously, you need to be on board for me to bother, since it's your character that is impacted the most.

ADD HIM TO THE GOOGLE DOC

Just let me wake up fully so I can find the link to send

*pours scalding hot coffee down her throat*

This wakes her up everytime, you guys, just give it a minute.

I just don't do coffee.  If I need caffeine, it's soft drinks or - on bad days - evergy drinks.

You know how lots of people have those "early in thier lives" jobs they are ashamed of?

Between the fact that I have no body/rhythm interface (aka I can't dance) and the fact that people aren't lining up to see milky/freckled skin covered with red fur hair (apparently, hairy asses are not actually in great demand), I was unable to secure regrettable employment as a stripper in my younger days.  Instead, I settled for telemarketing. 

Now, I was GOOD at it.  Raised a lot of money for the Alabama Sheriff's Association, let me tell you.  When I left, they offered to let me come back any time I wanted, just to work an odd hour here or there doing nothing but renewal calls (which have a much higher success rate and were given as a reward for cold call performance). 

But while I was there (I bet you were wondering what this had to do with coffee), all there was to do was to talk, talk, talk... and to drink coffee.  I drank so very much awful coffee there, which I would turn tan in color from all of the creamer/sugar in order to choke it down.  I don't know that I've had so much as a sip in the twenty plus years since. 

Strippers > Telemarketers

I found a job on a horse farm for a while when I was 15. One day I had to clean out this large stall caked in poop nearly up to my knees. It took only 5 hours.
I was also attacked by a mule there.
But I learned how to ride and got free pizza, and that's all that mattered.

As for coffee, I can't drink too much because I'm old af and acid reflux is apparently a thing I have to deal with now *shakes can at the youths*

Tea girl, myself. Though drastic measures often call for drastic amounts of coffee.

*ring ring*

"Hello?"

"Good evening! My name is Amber and I'm calling from Monk's Pole Dancing Academy and Chicken ranch..." *Whitesnake Song Starts Playing* "...and I just wanted to strut onto stage and shake this at you!"

Gotta be a market for that somewhere, right?

>Strippers > Telemarketers

This was ever in question?  Who ever heard of a "telemarketer with a heart of gold", hmm?

@ old AF.  Talk to me when standing up hurts pretty much every time.  Whippersnapper.

Fairies can't stand the taste

Or at least this one can't  

Now sufficient quantities of chocolate on the other hand... 

Rer: *yawn* time to wake up *grabs 5Ib toblerone*

You know, the stuff that tastes like someone strained turpentine through a dirty sock... now it pumps through my veins like  in place of blood.

Here's my full grocery bag from the other week

Soooo... I know you said that in jest but.... let's be honest, I am a fairy that subsists on chocolate

Not all heroes wear capes, folks.

Just looking at that gives me