^ has a shoe fetish
> is a shoe in for winner of "the Last one to post here wins" thread
V shoooo!!!

I'm proud to see the number of posts increase here, good job.
applauds all around.

^ Pwn3d
< Pwn3r
V Boned??

^ Is proud of his thread
< Is master of the thread
V Is composed entirely of thread

what is Pwn3d and Pwn3r ???

It means he "powns" and you get "Powned"...or.."Owned". Basicallly gamer terms...he crushes, you get crushed...in sports terms.

^ makes sense of nothingness
> is a Thread Head
V thinks Santa's reindeer is an 8 course meal.

^ If she had the chance, would ask the world to dance

< Dancing with myself

V Is far too young to even remember Billy Idol.

^ Watches reruns of 'Judging Amy' in the dark.
< Judges Amy
V Amy

^ Diva
> Diva in waiting
V wannabe diva

^ Speaks fluent hamster
< Interested in learning this language.
V Still learning English.

Anyone who thinks they're fluent in English is probably speaking antiquated English - it's a contantly evolving language.

^ Is hooked on this thread
< Invented the Lucerne-bec-de-hook-guisarme-ransuer-fauchard-fork-glaive-guisarme
V Is trying to visualize said polearm

^ over uses hyphens
< visualised said polearm and died of its awesomeness
v may in fact be an assault rifle

^ Died
< Won
V Wondied

^ confused
> constructive
v constipated

^ Red
< Blue
V Green