^Forgot that today is yesterday's tomorrow

< thinks people are funny sometimes when they're mad

V Envy's MSLD's first intimate partner

^ is crazy
> is sane (usually)
v is insane and has a phobia of sane people

^ uncannily astute

> has no idea what ASTUTE means, just like the way it sounds

v shouting obscenities at screen

^ collects Harry Potter action figures!

< wiggles his ears without touching them!

v likes skydiving without a parachute!

^ cowardly uses parachutes while skydiving

< thinks gravity specifically exists to get him down

V Uses rats to create AWESOME stew

^ Wishes he had the recipe
< Enjoys long walks along the beach...
V Eats cutlery on thursdays

^ needs to stop telling all of my secrets

< Only eats cutlery when iron levels are down

V Can't break a hammer with a window

^ loves to see things break
> doesn't want to replace broken things
V lives in a glass box with only a tray sized hole

^ Is a nosy neighbour
< Is cool beyond belief
v Moonlights as "Ted the Mindflayer"

^can't tell the difference between an asymptote and a hole in a mother function
< has spent far too much time in calculus...
V uses calculus to triangulate shots figuring in the Coriolis effect from the earth and generally misses his/her targets

^ trying to sound smart
< not that smart
V Needs to explain all that mumbo-jumbo

^fails to realize that in college... most majors require calculus... (well paying majors
< just took a calculus test
V got lost when we started talking about math without numbers

^ haha, jokes on you
< Got a 99% on her 1st college Math test! Yay me! hehe
V Is crazy!

^ Has returned

< No deposit, no return

V 5 cents in Michigan, New York, and New Hampshire; 10 cents in Hawaii

^ Plays in Traffic
< spent Wednesday morning wandering back and forth in traffic using a scope reader taking measurements of elevations going from one point to another to determine a final elevation of a sewer lid.
V Didn't realize that what is written above is called surveying