^got the east part right... But Florida is not an ICE BOx state...
< Loves his slightly cold but still moderate temperatures

V Thinks moderate is what moderators do... (oh wait they do)

^ Thinks << doesn't know what "moderate" means.

< Knows that "moderate" comes B4 "modernine" in the dictionary ...

v Thinks a sled is a rideable kamikazi ginsu knife with twin blades ...

^didn't realize that a sled is exactly that

< a ninja

V next target...

^ bad aim

> able to leap tall buildings in a single bound

v phone booth peeping tom

^speaks out of turn and with false, misleading information

< struggles with life's uncertainties...

V may or may not realize that to be truly accepted they have to be themselves

^    may or may not realize that being truly unacceptable has its advantages ...

<    enjoys the aforementioned status solely for it's shock value ...

v    enjoys being tasered on a daily basis ...

^ is accepted by the unacceptable group of kids on the playground

< lead said group of kids

V Likes to hit on female cops while getting a ticket

^   sits in the passenger seat to learn how to do it correctly

<   Hasn't yet learned to do anything "correctly".

v   I still learning ot put more than three words together in an understandable sentence.

^ Thinks this sentence was very complex and difficult for me to write due to the fact that it contains twenty-one words greater than three

< is capable of writing commplex sentences deep in meaning that will cause people to think and wonder about some subject matter or another...

V thinks that the above bantering is that of an individual of whom is not always sure of himself, which may or may not be true, but more than likely is true due to the fact that we all aren't always 100% sure of ourselves...

^    May be unaware of how correct he might be ...

<    Is only aware that her brain is marinated in alcohol at the moment ...

v    Is unaware that someone nearby is secretly in love with them ...

^ was slightly Inebriated

< only had one beer and it was after the coming of the new year...

V Will concider things they want to change or make better with this new year but may or may not keep them, but is only one of million in this world that will do this on this very day at this very hour

^    seems blissfully unaware that I am perfect in a perfect situation and need change nothing

<    Is humble (and pickled).

v    Is looking to change someone's life this year, one way or another.

^ Needs a life

< Also lives in pickled humility

v Lives in the state of confusion

^thinks its funny when people smite him

< has more smites than applauds

V wants to juggle live gernades with pins pulled...

^ is hooked on electroshock therapy

> feels light and airy

v wears bangs to hide Lobotomy scar