^    Is still hiding from the Yosemite National Park game wardens.

<    Cares not a whit for applauds or smites from those who know him not.

v    Wobbles, but don't fall down.

^ is showing signs of intelligence for not caring about those who smite/applaud yet don't know him

< thinks its funny that the above used a toy reference from the early 80's that's surprisingly true when speaking of me as I am hard to knock down...

V May or may not find it funny that I almost became a hood ornament today...

^    Has a sense of humor similar to my own

<    Believes that God is not greedy or uncaring, but most of his "Earthly Reresentative" lackeys are ...

v    Wears a tutu and spike heels to bed

^ has a ballet fetish

< has a thing for Dannii Minogue, especially in a corset and knee-high boots

V Probably doesn't know who Dannii Minogue is

^ needs to jump-start his imagination to include a decrease the number of adornments covering the distaff body ...

< knows who 36-year-old Aussie, Danielle Jane Minogue is, and prefers to imagine the package entirely unwrapped ...

v Secretly yearns for me ...(and I'm humble, too)

^ has me confused with the next poster

> very happy that OSU lost to LSU

v wants to be an American Gladiator

^ nose that LSU should have lost that game except for at LEAST 3 bogus calls ...

< IS a gladiator, jus' not zackley Uhmurrican (as seen today)

v may be the one that wants me, after all

^ apparently didn't see all the holding that OSU was doing and didn't get called for

> DID see the holding and "nose" the score should have been higher in favor of LSU

v is bored with the bickering about the game

^ doesn't realize how correct she is... College football as a whole sucks...

< thinks its stupid that a team could have a perfect record and not be ranked #1

V should know that a college player's worth is not shown until his second or third year in the NFL

^ doesn't realize how correct he is... College football as a whole sucks, and should know that a college player's worth is not shown until his second or third year in any sport

< thinks the entire subject of football sucks, unless it's European Football (soccer)

v knows that there are better subjects to harp upon

^ Likes Playing the harp
< Likes listening to the harp
V Lost five fingers in a tragic harping accident

^ knows too much about my life-as-a-walking-accident

< Lost seven fingers in that tragic accident and now can only play a harp with one string ...

v Read this post by accident and found it interesting enough to follow with another ...

^ is a harpie

> loves to feed harpies

v wants a side of fries with thier harpie

^ is mistaken. Utan is male. Therefore he is a harpo, not a harpie ... or maybe he is a harpee, and

< becomes, therefore, the harper, unless she is also mistaken.

v is just wrong.