^didn't realize that today is opposite day

< just wrote a meaningful post in this or that only to have his thunder stolen by some philosopher

V should go and read both mine and the philosopher's post if only to get some intellectual babble or at least something somewhat of some depth. Perhaps even writes a dissertation on just such a topic...

^    Seems upset that his thunder-cup has turned up empty.

<    Did as suggested and ended up only ankle-deep in depth. While there was a certain amusement factor, an answering 'dissertation' would require topic "substance", so ...

v    was dropped by the doctor when born

then quickly picked up and dusted off

^ loves listening to Barry Manilow's "Mandy" while clipping toenails and eating a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich

> once ate pig brains and eggs

v is becoming nauseated

^ Won't know real nausea until she tries Thai kimchi (what, you ask? Google it.)

> adds bananas to his peambubba an' maynaze, hates Barry (White or Manilow), and shaves his toenails ...

v Dances to Abba's "Dancing Queen" behind closed doors.

^ adds nauseum

< dances, yes, but to Trans-Siberian Orchestra's "Wizards in Winter". More of a let-it-all-go tribal beat ...

v believes the rumors that Elvis is alive, Princess Diana is merely hiding, and K-Fed and Janet Jackson are dating...

^ Doesn't realize that Elvis went home, Princess Diana is merely hiding as her death was faked in order to get away from an intergalactic crime ring , and K-Fed and Janet Jackson are dating but aren't letting anyone know on this planet...

< still thinks MIB deserves some mentioning

V Whether or not he or she thinks so, MIB was a decent movie but MIB II sucked

^ good taste in movies

> winning in "Last One To Post"

V

^ isn't winning anymore

< new champion

V :devil:

^

< doesn't really care who wins, or where, as long as she gets a share of the prize ...

V wonders why you can't change the channels on any of the screens in a laundromat

^ knows I don't hang around laundromats

< Is afraid of people who shut people in the dryers
(mainly because of my brother's retribution for a game of hide-and-seek in which he hid in the dryer and I turned it on :EVIL

V has probably put someone in the dryer

Oh, and Kim Chi is Korean. It is truly nasty.

^ likes weird food

> had and EMG done this morning

v laughs at my pain

^ Has funny pain

< Can't help but laugh

V Has a quirky sense of humor

^     shall now be informed that my sense-o-humor is not quirky, it's downright wierd!

<    is wierd, self ...

v    has such a wierd life, I look like a "grey-suit" ...

^ has a vivid imagination (that's a GOOD thing)

> medicated and feeling groovy

v has a colony of dust mites homesteading in their navel

^ can't tell a dust mites from lice

< wonders: when she was able to get a peek at his navel,
                 why she wanted to peek at his navel,
                 and how he can get some of that medication.

v could have my tickets to the Superbowl (if I had any)