Maybe one of us should crawl underneath and make sure it it safe before we all get on. 

Are you volunteering, Keeper? Or does someone need to be voluntold?

I believe we have a maintenance type clone.  Not really a moral officer job.  

Perhaps our team leader and driver should suggest that the sarcastic jackobot check out the blades on the perfected vehicle?  I'm sure our guide getting whacked by blades would create no shrapnel or other problems.  

Gotta stop giving the GM ideas . . . . 

Post for this one coming on Monday.

"Standard event number six detected: one of the crew has unfortunately fallen to their deaths. Please stand by while a replacement clone is summoned."

O.M.G!!! I'm still laughing at this!!! Standard event #6... STANDARD!!! 

Several posts in the works for today... this among them.

Such is life in Alpha Complex.  Having clones means that death isn't treated quite as sriously as we do.

Heh, "standard  event".  I do love it, though. 

That accent IS awesome perfect, Blowz.

A'ight now.  Where all my clones at?

"standard event number eleven", "The crew was quiet a moment as the dust and Artie particles settled.."

My sides! 

You're welcome, boss! *finger guns*

I knew I was forgetting something!

I'll get a post going for Ammpe, post haste. Apologies.

Meh, no worries.

Okay.  It has been a week, and I have exactly two player posts.  This is roughly the same spot that a lot of Paranoia games tend to get derailed; most people are not familiar with the game, and it isn't everyone's cup of tea.

I know that Keeper had a wedding this past week, and has been scarce.  so I can give him a pass. 

Bud is temporarily away, I'm NPCing him for a bit longer. 

No posts from elixir or Eol.  And posts in general seem to be harder and harder to come by.

So, where do we stand?

1) Everything is okay, really.  Games have highs and lows, this is just a low, it will cycle back. 
2) We're okay, but maybe we should consider finding a replacement player or two, since Paranoia isn't for everyone.
3) We've been charity posting, but we're actually tired of this game, tired of dying, let's just shake hands and walk away.
4) We'd like this game, but the GM needs to do [FILL IN THE BLANK] to make it more fun/more iteresting to read/[SOMETHING ELSE].
5) ?

Let me know, please.

Maybe possibly 2, if any?

For me personally, I'm enjoying the game a lot--it's a nice, outlandish (and emotional) break from the other games I'm in. That being said, my other characters are a bit more complex and deep than my Steamy Boi, which is why I love him, and also why I haven't spent as much time with him. Again, personally, prepping for Trek ate up a lot of my spare thought and time, but I would still like to continue with Paranoia if there's a way to regenerate the interest.