^Would cry if his Superbowl tickets were in fact pilfered by the likes of me.

< Realized that the substance of his posts has been questioned in this particular thread... and has enacted his smiting rights accordingly!

V Is most likely to attend a PUA camp due to a lack of social skills.

^ has had thunder cup stolen

< didn't do it

V Probably did

^ blames other people for his dirty deeds

> taking Friday off!!

v SEXY!

^ My new best friend , who didn't steal the thunder cup.

< SEXY! If you don't believe me, ask Lysk.

V Wishes the thunder cup was in their possession.

^ likes the thunder-cup reference

< is flattered that MAS likes her thunder-cup reference so much ...

V secretly thinks that Grugg is sexy.
    (and where is Grugg, anyway?!!?)

^ needs to clean up after that dirtiness

< Needs to clean up after that dirtiness

V Needs to clean up after that dirtiness

^ bought the gun but looks better with a glowy staff

< rocked out guitar hero till 3am instead of writing

V should buy me a TARDIS for my birthday.

^ Wouldn't like the TARDIS model I have. It'a an earlier model that only has a range of two years and/or 50 feet ...

< wants to borrow Alamier's gun to shoot Utan

v doesn't have a birthhday ...

^ took away my birthday

< doesn't need a birthday

V will receive $250 (of whatever currency) to steal back and return my birthday within exactly twenty (20) days.

^ ability to age is completely dependent on me

> Have a bug in my ear

V can see through walls

^ Needs

< has.

V wants

^ "has" a brain fart

< "Wants" something which cannot be readily discussed in public.

V Celedwe in disguise

^stole my pen

< is just me, now penless

V better get my pen back for me

^wants me to get her pen back

< Gets pen back but keeps it for self

V better not think about stealing the pen from me cause I gots more guns (quote from punisher)

^ got more guns than brains

> got more brains than guns

v got no brains cuz the clown with the guns just blew 'em out