^ Has too much fun corrupting wishes

< An anomaly of sorts

v Knows something very very very important, but doesn't know that they know it

^ daredevil...once opened a package somwehere other than "here"

> is appalled that more people don't know Einstein's Unified Field Theory with Teleparallelism

v has the 'deer in headlights' look perfected.

^ is "enoyed" easily

> will try not to 'enoy' anyone else

V is grateful

^ Thinks I'm great-ful


< not sure what I'm Great-ful for... but I am great-ful none the less

V doesn't know how to use a whatchamahuzit

^ Seems to be looking for a whatchamahuzit to test to see if people know how to use one or not

< Wanting to finish an epic I just finished the outline for

v Wants to read the four books when I'm done (although, I don't know if I'm up to showing anyone... I'm too shy)

^ only thinks I want to read the four books

< In truth I probably would read them but just don't have the time

V Also doesn't know what a Whatchamahuzit is either...

^ last nut to be chosen for the Snickers Bar

> waiting for Spring!

v train of thought left station without them.

^ picked the lock on his cage

< dreams in color

v listed in Who's Who as "What's That?"

^ doesn't realize I hadn't shaved or had a hair cut in 6 months in the Who's who...


< Never really wanted to be part of it...


V is trying to win a popularity contest

^ thinks I'm rotting due to my short name...


< Doesn't care about who...

V thinks rabbits taste funny

^ late bloomer

< doer of good deeds

V the Easter Bunny

^ Wonders if she sneaked up on me whilst I were talking in me sleep.

< Is still trying to duplicate Asimov's results as published in his thesis: "The Endochronic Properties of Resublimated Thiotimoline"

V Hopefully has some Thiotimoline I could borrow ...