are your keys on your head?

Ha!

No no, she sleeps other places too...although I doubt they're as comfy...I'm really comfy.

I did not know that

When I forget to buy chains for my suv and a huge storm hits and I'm stuck ontop of a hill and the power goes out and naturally, I forgot to hook the generator back up to the house so I have absolutely no water because I have no elctricity (for days mind you), and ontop of it all I have a massively terrible cold and a tree has fallen across my dirveway which I have to move with my bare hands because I can't find the axe, hachet, or hand saw... I eventually had to walk the MILES to asphalt WITH the massively terrible cold IN a few feet of fresh snow carrying a bag FAR too heavy... and the second storm hits while I'm walking down the road and I'm suddenly in a semi-blizzard..

Oh and by the way... I fish tail for the heck of it.. Hillbilly entertainment value..

Hope you're feeling better SOON.
Wish I could send you some of my homemade Chicken and Noodle Soup.

Fish tailing is remarkably fun, until you realise that is may result in death. Otherwise fun!

Thanks Lysk! I'll get better eventually... After all that mess I finally got down into a house in the valley instead of the mountains and the power outage followed me! Along with the snow! We just got a record breaking amount of now at such a low elevation (an elevation that NEVER gets snow)... and of course it's only because I was being bothered by snow at the time and it wanted to make my life more miserable... It turned out beautiful, though.. just thought it was funny..

And fishtailing is not life threatening if you're starting out at a standstill... But I have to say, it's considerably less fun without the risk-of-death factor in there

Nothing beats going down a steep hill sideways at 80km/hr.


Nothing I say!

Ever done a power slide and then caught a second and a half of air? How about in a 70-ton tank? I win.

you have a dog?

...Yes.


Yes Ryst, you win. But I am prettier.

there's a big difference. Dogs are annoying...puppies are sweet and cute.

You lie! I'm far prettier than you!

Nuh uh! I definately am!

when two men fight over which one is prettier.