^ has no nerves

< is on the last one

V is in a strange place eating cherries.

^ should stop peering through my bathroom window at me while I eat cherries perched on the edge of the bathtub.

< really needs a new hobby.

v has magic legs.

^ disco king

< banana pudding queen

V prince of darkness

^ has some tasty nanner puddin'

< has some scrump-shee-ous pecan pie.

v has some cabbage.

(Yay! Post #500!!!)

^ has reached a milestone


< happy for ^


V indifferent

^ is cute and cuddly

< is cute and cuddly

v is mute and muddy

^ Is responsible for the muddy muteness.

> Is thinking of terrible things to curse at ^, but can't because she is mute...

v Wishes Meri wasn't mute.

^ is very adept at sign language

< had a crush on Mr. Green Jeans

V Romper Room addict

^ knows waaaaay to much about me to ever be let out of my sight

< knows EVERYTHING about...um... you!!!

V Knows more about me than they wish they did... you can feel the rot setting in, now, can't ya?

^ Is like one of those Japanese bean paste 'dessert' things. It is called dessert so it should be sweet, but the outside is terrible. You keep eating though thinking there will be something yummy and fruity inside, but when you find the filling it too is more icky fruit flavored bean paste with food dye and you make disgusted faces at it for hours.

> Is probably going to hear about that last comment later on... and feels it was still worth saying

v Is more like one of those gigantic peppermint sticks you get for Christmas, big and delicious, except that there is always too much to eat and it always gets dropped on the floor when at it's stickiest and picks up all the cat fur off the carpet...

^ Has recently been the catalyst for more coffee-squirting-out-the-nose incidents than I can count...

< Wiping yet another coffee spritz from desk and keyboard

V Has grandious dreams of posting an even more verbose ^,<,V entry than Meri just did.

^ nearest he ever got to a brainstorm was a light drizzle

< trying to escape ^'s sight

V wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead

^ Is a likely suspect in those axe murders...

> Wishes her husband was still impressed with her ability to rant on for hours and hours and hours... lol

v Burys the dead hampster.

^ KNOWS who did it but will not reveal secret unless tickled right about....there!

< confesses to murdering hamster but not the Bordens

V likes being the center of tension

^ is the mysterious hamstercide master.

< puts his hamster in protective custody.

v should hide their hamsters.