^ ROTS' condescending attitude isn't likely to win the favor of the human female gender...perhaps an orc would be more his match

< wonders if ROTS has a utility belt to go with his super hero costume

v thinks I shouldn't be so hard on the feeble minded

^ Doesn't realize that I am not so feeble minded


< Has the Utility belt and not the costume...


V May or may not realize that the reason I don't dance is for the most part I do not enjoy it... and will undergo the Endeavor for the right person...

^ my mistake...not so much feeble minded as fecal minded

< likes slow dancing where you can hold each other close but am not in any way implying I want to slow dance with ^ cuz everyone knows he's prickly...I mean picky

v wonders why I even bother responding to ROTS at all

^ the true... prickly one

< not really wondering

V has hairy palms

^ Has a pointy head

< Has a dented dome

V Vaguely resembles Stewie

^ once wore a form fitting yellow unitard to work

< once wore a Gypsy outfit to work

v once wore thier parents' patience thin

^ Dr Giggles

< Dr No (as in, "Whatever your help desk question is, the answer is No!")

V HellOOOOOOOOOooooooo Nurse!!!

^ use to play a doctor on tv until he was sued for malpractice

< formerly a Vegas Showgirl but had to quit after accident involving a fruit headpiece and a spiral staircase.

V formerly a WWF wrestler

what's going on... im lost. uuuuuuuuummmmm... hi.

^ Should check his PMs
< May have sent a PM
V Is the PM (of Canada!)

^ on the FBI's least wanted list

< would like to adopt Grugg once he's housebroken

V would rather adopt a rattlesnake

^doesn't realize that rattlesnake is a fine meal

< would "adopt" a rattlesnake but eating it isn't out of the question

V want some Snake stew

^ mind like a maze


< doesn't like mazes


v A mazed.

^ Obsessed with corn.
< A sandwich, on whole wheat bread...with mayo.
v Thinking of eating Grugg for dinner tonight.

^ Incorrect
< Sinus issues
V Has a Nintendo Wii?