I would just like to apologize for however I have wronged you. I see the error of my ways ! It will never happen again! With this in mind I would like to respectfully request you please cease and desist in your attempt to annihilate me.
Plus I uh made you cookies *holds out cookies and averts eyes*
That is all.
Signed,
Desperately wants to live
From somewhere in the deep depths of a dark pit.