^ Wants me for Christmas
< denies being a time-travelling psychic reptile cyborg super-soldier despite all evidence to the contrary
V Wants to deny Christmas for time-travelling
That's only because Grugg wants to sleep with me... next to Tuppy the Seal Puppy and a Pound Puppy,
^ Has a doll replica of me sitting on a shelf in his basement.
< Has a doll replica of every member sitting in a box mixed up with barbie dolls and Star Wars action figures.