^ Vegetarian Zombie on the prowl for graaaaaiiiinnnns!

< Karnivorous Kangarocerous!

V Has to come up with something on the fly because none of the above made any sense.

^ I so lol'ed at that

< Is still lol-ing

V probably things people who lol at things like that are FREAKING NUTS!

^ probably IS nuts
< just finished ramen and bacon, yum
V probably craving ramen now, cause we all know it is a staple in a gamers diet.. lol

^ Should get their blood pressure checked...

> Skipped breakfast and feels bad about it

v Ate left over Dorito's for breakfast because they are a TRUE gamer...

^ Bought the doritos I ate because as a true gamer I never have any money

< Likes nacho cheese

V was the guy that woke up with graffiti on his face from the frat party

^ Needs an anatomy lesson

> Eat's Frat boys for breakfast...

V Will think that is dirty... even though it isn't.

^ Mmmph-mmph-wpph-hgmph...

< Wmmphms-Mpph-wphhh-mmph-mm-fmh-fmmphm!

V Couldn't stand it any longer and took the duct tape off my mouth!

^ Is not a frat boy.

> Should probably buy some penicillin (frat boys are gross)

V Invents penicillin laced duct tape!

^ needs my new invented penicillin laced duct tape

< tested his new invention on toads and goblins (surprisingly goblins are better test subjects than rats who knew?)

V knew goblins were better test subjects than rats

^ Didn't ask < and got bit alot before figuring this out.

> Thought it was pretty funny.

V Is a goblin.

^ Serves roasted rat-butt and spider stuffing for Thanksgiving

< Thankful ^'s Fed Exing some leftovers

V Just lost all sense of taste and can't see in color anymore

^ is the goblin that bit me on product testing (see above censored post for details)

< Is going to see a wizard about color problem

V thinks they're a wizard but really aren't

^ Still paid me for my magical services.

> *Runs and gets the light-up/singing/bubble blowing Tinkerbell wand from her step daughters bedroom to help the 'wizard' look out*

V Thought Tink only needed fairy dust... ha!

^ Is warring with her step daughter whether the wand is her wizarding implement or her daughter's royal fairy sceptre

< Knows that fairy dust is a carcinogen and that you have to carefully shake it all out before you make a fairy stir-fry.

V Didn't realize that, in addition to being a carcinogen, fairy dust has a tendency to cause trolls to wear women's undergarments.

^ Only knows this because they caught Ion doing it...

> Wears women's undergarments all the time without 'fairy dust'

V Wishes they had some fairy dust.