In the glorious nation of the ads on the side of this site I have found this. I advise you to not watch it. But uh, if the advertisements want you to, maybe you should. This is why I will never ever click the links over on the left again.
May Contain Scary Scary Things
(Oh God I'm Going To Smote For This One)
As usual I try to find the positive side of all things. To be honest when the site popped up on my computer I was frightened to death... but then (after like twenty minutes, apparently my computer was frightened as well) it came up... and it wasn't that bad. It could have been much much worse... I was expecting more of a recruitment speech, and was pleased to see it was just egolamania (or however you spell that).
M.
OK I like Tom Cruise, yes he is a scientology idiot, yes he stole my girl Katie Holmes, (I so loved her on Dawsons Creek) but he is still a good actor some of my best liked movies are his....Top Gun... ...Born on the 4th of July.... ..,the one about the Unicorns(Can't remember its name )... and others.
Wasn't the unicorn flick Legend? It's been ages since I have seen it, and didn't notice any clips from it in the ad either...
But yeah I have to admit that while Tom has flipped his lid recently, many of his movies have a home on my wall-o-movies...
You've been a baaaaaad boy! Dos thou knowest what thou hast done(eth)?
Thou has caused a great and nagging twitch to appear on the left side of my face, a visage that rivals that of Tom himself in sheer unadulterated sexuality. Yon countenance has, until now, brought indescribable pleasure to all women of the feminine gender and persuasion who have had the opportunity to gaze upon it.
And I was proud of that (in all humility) until Tom decided to associate himself with the Church of the mother-- Hubbard. Nay, "associate" is not even the correct term! He is an activist for that ferschlugginner cult!