Folks, I'm gonna be offline for the next week. We're getting up at five AM Saturday morning to drive down to St. George Island, Florida, for a week of relaxation in the sun.

Cell phone coverage is spotty, and I wouldn't seek an internet connection, even if it was available (which I have no idea if it is or not).

This is a nice, quiet vacation for us; a little, isolated, out of the way place where almost everything closes by 5:30 PM. Swimming, sandcastles, sunburn, and a little deep sea fishing are the itenary.

Who said?! What if something goes wrong? What if Eol snaps? What is the birds all fly upside down the next time we wash our cars?!?!?!?

Have fun, boss! Enjoy the vacation.

Yay!!! He's gone! Bring out the asocially big speakers and the drinks! Party-time!!!!!!!

Oh, he can still hear me?

Have fun, Olan Webmaster Sir.

Then you better get exclusive video, man!

Have a fun holiday!

have fun and be careful...you know how that sand gets EVERYWHERE.

Excellent, time to seize power in a violent coup. Have fun ya git!

Anyone spotted have fun will be banned, their friends banned and their household pets banned as well. While Olan is away, I'll ban the entire membership if it keeps the peace.

I've done it before...........

*Play scary western death scene music*

Alacrity is the new regime...we must organise the resistance! We shall have to move stealthily through the soil of life, as there is great risk.

Grugg! What are you doing? You are a moderator now! Do you know what a chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you realize that I'm in command!

That Alacrity, our new dictator-until Olan returns, is currently running around sporting V's mask? If you've seen the movie, you know exactly what I mean.

But there's always someone in the regime that has to be involved in the resistance...someone to spread information to secure his own rise in power.

And Sibelius, you have just made me want to change my avatar to copy Alacrity's and I haven't changed my avatar in the many years I've been here.


"Must...resist...forming...resistance...irony...*dies*"

No! No! You can't go there! You're not allowed to go there!

There. Now that's settled. You have changed your mind, right?