There were 2 boys who were an absolute holy terror for their poor single mother. She had tried everything to get the boys to behave, and nothing had worked. She decided to speak to the local preacher and see if he could do anything.

So while her eldest son was at school she took the youngest to see the preacher.

Preacher: Son, your mother has told me that you have not been acting very well. This is not pleasing to God.

The boy just sat there saying nothing. the preacher decided to show the boy that he could act good because God was in his heart.

Preacher: Son do you know where God is?

The boy still sat there saying nothing.

The preacher at this time became a little perturbed.

Preacher: I asked you son DO YOU KNOW where God is?

The boy looked a little frightened, but still said nothing. This really anger the preacher. The preacher screamed red faced at the boy hoping to elicit a response.

Preacher: DO YOU KNOW WHERE GOD IS?

at this the boy ran out of the room and straight home. He crawled in his closet and would not come out. Soon his older brother came home from school and found his little brother huddled in the closet.

Older Brother: What are you doing hiding in the closet?

Younger Brother: You better get in here too. God has come up missing and the preacher thinks we had something to do with it.

Came up with this one about a year and a half ago.

A Cleric of Torm takes his car in to the repair shop and tells his strange tale of woe to the mechanic (a gnome, naturally). "Yes, good sir I pray you help me with my conveyance for it acts oddly."

"What ails it, kindly priest?'

"Well, the air conditioner puts forth naught but scorching wind perfumed with a sulfurous stench, and the radio can only play the metallic strains of the heathen barbarian tribes, and the exhaust pipe issues what I believe to be foul creatures of pure shadow. I ask you, what horrid curse has defiled my carriage?!"

"That's simple enough. Your car has an alignment problem. 50gp, please."