OK, none of you would know this but this morning my laptop keyboard developed a fault that meant short cut keys were permanently activated and couldn't type. This is obviously no longer the case.

I AM so happy I could sing, dance or do almost anything anyone asked me to happily.

Unfortunately it is midnight so I'll probably wake someone up if I do, and I can't sing, dance or rhyme.

This is just my way of venting my euphoria and who ever posts below to join me will be applauded.

EDIT: The applaud thing only applies to people who post in the next 24 hours.

I can't even imagine how frustrating that would be. My mouse is broken if my keyboard didn't work i would be a very un-nice person.

Run around your hometown naked, passing by any and all major new stations.

Yes, I am out to get you.

And if it shows up in the news, than I will most defs sing with joy.

don't have any news stations in my home town

it's a bit cold to go out naked as well

I hate not being able to use the computer, and my laptop has the amazingly annoying ability to rotate the display without warning. Takes me quite sometime to move the mouse in a counterintuitive direction in order to get into the control panel and fix it.

No dancing naked, though, as it usually happens at work, and I just couldn't subject my coworkers to that kind of horror.

You think it's too cold to dance naked through the streets? When I was kid we danced naked through the streets uphill both ways in 6ft of snow. Then we got taken from our parents because this was highly inappropriate treatment of children. Everything works out in the end.

That said, I am smiting everyone above me, to achieve karmic equilibrium in this thread.

EDIT: Well maybe just gboy. Yes I'm just smiting gboy.

I SEEN 'IM!