Tired of getting Facelicked by Eol?

Well try our new Facelick-proof mask.

This mask is coated in a material made for the Naga Jolokia chili pepper… the hottest pepper on earth!

Heard of the habanero pepper?

Well that is nothing compared to the raw heat of the Naga Jolokia.

The Habanero is only rated up to a measly 350,000 units on the Scoville scale; the Naga Jolokia has a rating of over 1,000,000 Scoville units.

Worried about burning yourself with all that chili heat?

Don’t!

Our Masks are coated in a layer of the Naga Jolokia extract over an patent pending impermeable layer which prevents all contact with your skin, eyes and delicate nose and throat passages keeping them safe.

You can own this wonderful facelick-proof mask for only $19.95 +S&H ($6.95)

But Wait!
Order today and we will send you a tamper-resistance band which will prevent anyone, including Eol, from sneaking up on you and removing your mask without your permission.

So order your Naga Jolokia Facelick-proof mask today and avoid going through the Holidays with a face that feels like it was licked by a giant Saint Bernard.

Sent your check or money order to:

Naga Jolokia Masks
c/o YeOlde Enterprises
P.O Box 1078
Pueblo, CO 81009

(note: YeOlde always wears his tamper-resistance Naga Jolokia Mask everywhere.. you never know when that dastardly Eol will strike.)

Happy Holidays to all!!!

Nice try, though, Ye Olde... and durn high-larious!

Happy holidays, good sir.

I love it, good try Ye Old.

Although personally I have found that bribing/threatening him works best.

I don't get facelicked.



M.