This game's rules are you have to grant the wish someone makes,but not all the way.So if someone wishes to be a grown-up wolf you can make them into a wolf or a guy and wish something.If the person wished to be fat and tall,if you chose a wolf it can either be fat or tall.

I wish I was a grown-up superhero.

"I wish I was a grown-up superhero."

Granted! You are now the Superhero known as "Big Baby". You use toxic diapers and bottles of formula. The formula causes the bad guys to slip and the toxic diapers stick them to the ground until the police arrive. You are so cute in your yellow sun bonnet!!!!

I wish I was a championship level D&D player.

"I wish I was a championship level D&D player."
Wish GRANTED!!!

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oddly nothing changes...

I wish that I could visit any galaxy I desired.

You are whisked away to Galaxy M39 in the constellation of Sagittarius. You approach an Earth-like planet and safely land. It looks like a fine place for your new colony. Act fast, because the Borg arrive tomorrow!

I wish I was better at playing blue decks in Magic:the Gathering.

The blue cards have been redesigned as blue colored red decks



I wish you hadn't done that

"I wish you hadn't done that"

Well,he gets red colored blue decks,happy?

I wish my father was o.k. with me downloading.

I wish my father was o.k. with me downloading.
Wish Granted as long as you are downloading Disney stuff.

I wish for three wishes.

You get 1.5 wishes, so what do you wish...,what's your second wish:

I wish to be like sandman whenever I want.

Granted, but only when your at the beach.


I wish to have my good sight back.

you now have very bad sight but at least it's sight.

I wish to be inflated like a balloon!

Granted! Only problem is the occasional loss of gas with an embarrassing, "Brrrrrruuuuup" sound.

I wish to be young like Pyroboom.

But as is tradition for half-hearted granting, you only act as young as Pyroboom with the Karma to match!

Almost forgot to make a wish, lol.

I wish for two full wishes.

Finally you get exactly what you want! Two well-fed witches move in with you, boils and all. Of course they won't cook you into their stew, they're full silly. In fact the turkey they just made makes them all tired, hope you like to snuggle!

Wait... did you say witches or wishes?

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I wish I could think of a good wish.

Edit: I also wish I could answer my own wishes. Darn, I'm just so much better at screwing over other people's wishes than thinking of my own. Maybe I've been DMing too long...

-Dragonblood

I wish I could wish a good wish
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Well you wished a good wish, but not as good as you thought if that makes any sense.

I wish my girlfriend was way chubbier.