Hi! I am Lifespring, I like creating crazy and random magic items, traps, cursed items, spells, etc.

I was looking around the inn and saw a brilliant creator Alacrity had made some fantastic items! So after some hard work I put a few of mine in, first.... The cursed items Part One! Feel free to check em out and tell me what you think!

(Thanks RDINN for lettin me put them out there. And Grugg for putting up with me!)

Thank you for noticing my magic item section. Kinda surprised you could post your magic without my say-so though......

Memo to self - Ban Grugg

Actually I like your items Lifespring. They have a comic sense to them that appeals to me.

Speaking of peeling - where is that Grugg???!!!

...Im going to go ahead and say Belarus. That should give me the time to run.

Where the heck is that? Near Baja? Someone get me a google map!

....But I'm not going to tell my DM about these. Chicken Shoes and a pink shirt(http://www.rdinn.net/view_topic.php?topicid=2652) would be too hilarious.

Anything wrong that happens is Scarab's fault because he's only been around the last few days and there's no other explanation for anything ever.



THERE IS SAID IT

this earned me my first smite... *sad lifespring*

Nah, that was the superpowers thread. Also Scarab's fault. Possibly Belarus. Yes the whole country.

I didn;t smite anyone. not even Grugg -- yet.