...captain longshadow....wake up sir! merrie goodale yelled at the lazy blob lying in the hammock. wha..what is it? the captain of the ilsenders folly said angrily, you know not to wake me from my "schedualed" naps! but sir! merrie protested feircly, we are in terrible danger! thea'grah is back, sir! WHAAAAAT!? the cap'n yelled furiosly! i killed that scum-bag of a troll with me own ttwo hands,this isnt possible! (you guys make up the rest, this is a free-for-all story, anything goes!)

Not in any condition to add to the story, but +1 for your initiative!

well...ty anyway

Indeed. Adult beverages and what not. But please carry on!