((I really don't know where the idea popped from. Call it insanity ^^))

Recently, here at RPNews.tv we decided to conduct a series of interviews within online roleplaying communities. Today's interview, conducted by our reporter John Telford, is of a member of the Red Dragon Inn, living by the pseudonym "Darren."

J- Is that camera working? Ok, hello every-
D- I have the right to refuse this footage being used.
J- You do indeed, ok, cut the camera. Hello everyone listening at RPNews.com, this is John Telford currently inside the Red Dragon Inn for an exclusive interview with a member of this community.
So Darren, how long have... that cat is staring at me.
D- Cats have eyes. They look at things, including you.
J- True, too true. How long have you been here at the Inn?
D- Not too long, I guess, only six or so months.
J- Interesting. So what...
D- ...
J- ...
D- Are you alright?
J- The cat just grinned at me.
D- Er...
J- Nevermind. So I've heard that the "Innmates", as you call them, aren't... let's say, totally sane. Are these rumours correct?
D- Well, the thing is that-
(CRASH)
D- Dude, you just fell off your chair! You ok??
J- The cat just disappeared! Evaporated! Into thin air!
D- Have you been smoking wacky baccy?
J- This is John Telford, to all listeners at RPNews.com, interview to be continued tomorrow.
(DOOR SLAM)
D- Er, bye.


LATER ON DRAGONCHAT:

Chessicfayth: I think he lost the plot.
Darren: xD
Chessicfayth: Chessic 1, Reporter 0.
Darren: heh, nicely done.


JOHN TELFORD'S DREAM DIARY

Nightmare, saw cat staring into my soul, grinning, then disappearing, repeatedly. According to Freud analysis, trauma? Shock? Just processing the day?

That was hy-stare-ical! +1

I lol'd

if he comes back, remember to tell him: Yes, its true. we're totally insane.

And we love it.

*evaporates*