I expected there to already be one!

Well, though you all probably know how they work, here's a quick recap on rules.

Rhyming is:
A
A
B
B
A

One person posts two lines, and the next finishes the limerick. In true Irish tradition, the more foul language, the better the limerick. (yeah, I did just invent that.)
Crappy example:

One day there was a bard at the bar,
His music was as lovely as the stars,

But one day it was crap,
because his lute string had snapped,
and thus from the tavern was he barred!

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Welcome to the Red Dragon Inn,
Take some Froth an' Slosh and come in...

...Just fill up 'yer cup
and let 'yer dinner come up
at the Red Dragon Inn!
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This kind of continues the other one. I'm not much of a writer so be patient with me!

Here it is:

The young dwarf was drunk,
and his breath was afunk,

He'd huff and he'd wheez,
He'd belch and he's sneeze,
Spreading vapors that truly stunk.

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There once was a prince of dark,
Who liked to hang out in the park,



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Time to get this started again!!!!!!

Let's see if anyone wants to finish.
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There once was a prince of the dark,
Who liked to hang out in the park,

there once was a prince of the dark,

who liked to hang out in the park,

a girl of mortal coil he'd given his heart,

emotional toil, an grieving tears, tore them apart.

An once more he's the king of dark, he no longer hangs at the park.




firefly's dance on a moon lit night,

swords drawn with blazing eyes we stand for a fight,

Fireflies dance on a moon lit night,
Swords drawn with blazing eyes we stand for a fight.

Those that believe in the cause are so few,
Though our story is strong it is not new,

We will prove that the light makes us right.


There once was a grumpy old bear,
Who tended bar in the adventure’s lair.