Happy Holidays to all from Alacrity and Bromern.

That ain't Frosty!

i was just in the process of building a 4e snowman i think we may have a couple of telepaths at the inn

i will proceed and send you the stats (im probably going Base it on a giant or summit)

i'll be honest i didn't know where this should be put eeerrrrm so here will be my 4e snowman


Itsagoddamn snowman
Level 18 SOLO Artillery
Gargantuan(Size Shifter) elemental humanoidish
XP 10,000
Initiative +11
Senses Perception +17
HP 835; Bloodied 417
AC 34; Fortitude 36, Refl ex 29, Will 32
Saving throws +5
Resist 15 Cold
Vunerable 10 Fire
Speed 8
Action points: 2
Additional Standard Action
Special: Shrinks onesize after 50points of fire or radiant damage (can not be shrunk any further than small)
Big Sharp Swords (standard; at-will) ✦ Cold, Weapon
Reach 2; +21 vs. AC; 2d6 + 6 damage plus 5 cold damage.
Eye beam (standard; at-will) ✦ Fire
Ranged 20; +21 vs. Reflex; 3d8 + 3 Fire damage.
Machine Gun Hat (Standard:at-will)
Ranged 20; +21 vs Ref; 4D4 +6
Missile Launch (standard; recharge ⚅ ) ✦ Fire
Area burst 3 within 10; +21 vs. Ref; 2d8 + 3 Fire damage, and
ongoing 10 fire damage (save ends).
Alignment Evil
Language: screams of pain, HO HO ARRGGGHHH
Skills Intimidate +14
Str 23 (+15)
Dex 15 (+11)
Wis 16 (+12)
Con 22 (+15)
Int 10 (+9)
Cha 11 (+9)
Equipment Ice armor

EDIT:now even bigger and i created a new language
EDIT2: now shrinks when pounded with fire or radiant damage

hope you like it as a first creature i have built i dont think its bad

Thanks for the input. I think two guys with a sword and spear are in trouble.

i just realised most of it attacks are detrimental to its own health

on another note do you mind me using the image of your snowman as a peice in my game (when that happens next)it will only be used privately and the only public representations of said snowman will be by you

Love love love that filler, and love love love the holiday picture! You guys are awesome! It cracked me up! Happy Holidays!

And lovely job at building the stats Mort.

M.