I haven't done a parody song in a long time but every time I heard this song I started singing a different song.

"Hack and Slash" Based on Scream and Shout by Will I Am and Britney Spears.

Bring the players...

When you hear this in the Inn
You're gonna roll the stats up
You're gonna roll the stats up
You're gonna roll the stats up
All the staff in the Inn
All dice on us
All dice on us
All dice on us
Them gamers in the Inn
They watching us
They watching us
They watching us
Everybody in the Inn
All dice on us
All dice on us
All dice on us

I wanna hack and slash, and lead the attack
And hack and slash, lead the attack
We saying, oh we roll we roll we roll
We saying, oh we roll we roll we roll
I wanna hack and slash, and lead the attack
And hack and slash, lead the attack
We saying, oh we roll we roll we roll

You are now, now gaming with T-Cat-T and Alacrity

[beat break]

Oh, yeah... [3x]

Bring the players
Drop and roll, everybody you've lost control
In the Dungeon, we want to go
Going fast, better take it slow, no, no
Oh No, it's a trap, now who taken more
Drink a Po', and then drink some more
Quaff it down, and let's let it soar, soar, soar
Hey yo, draw your sword, draw your bow
Do you know what we fightin' 'bout
Turn it up, and kill the giant mouse, mo-mouse
Oh ho, take the job, and don't turn it down
Here you go, we gon' 'neath the ground
'Cause everywhere that we go we bring the players

When you hear this in the Inn
You're gonna roll the stats up
You're gonna roll the stats up
You're gonna roll the stats up
All the staff in the Inn
All dice on us
All dice on us
All dice on us
Them gamers in the Inn
They watching us
They watching us
They watching us
Everybody in the Inn
All dice on us
All dice on us
All dice on us

I wanna hack and slash, and lead the attack
And hack and slash, lead the attack
We saying, oh we roll we roll we roll
We saying, oh we roll we roll we roll
I wanna hack and slash, and lead the attack
And hack and slash, lead the attack
We saying, oh we roll we roll we roll

You are now, now gaming with T-Cat-T and Alacrity

[beat break]

Oh, yeah... [3x]

We game on and on and on and on
When me and you roleplay together
I wish this night would last forever
'Cause I was feeling down, now I'm feeling better
And the game it goes on and on and on and on
When me and you roleplay together
I wish this night would last forever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever

I wanna hack and slash, and lead the attack
And hack and slash, lead the attack
We saying, oh we roll we roll we roll
We saying, oh we roll we roll we roll
I wanna hack and slash, and lead the attack
And hack and slash, lead the attack
We saying, oh we roll we roll we roll
We saying, oh we roll we roll we roll

You are now, now gaming with T-Cat-T and Alacrity

Here be the song if you are interested.

Dude, I have missed the parody songs from you! Nice job.

And I thought I was clever to do a Limerick!

Nice work there guy!!

I wish I had someone who could sing and some video talent and then I could create my own.

What's really great about this piece is that it totally fits.

If you somehow find the talent and the commitment in somebody who is willing to perform this, or these if there are more, you'd have a real market in the gaming world.
I'd buy it!

I have a whole list of parody songs on the Inn. They are under the "Archives" banner at the top of the screen.

Or click this link

You keep me in stitches with these. <3

As always Sir Alacrity you have done us proud.