Lost my job. Looking for a new one. That'll be fun.

Well, that sucks. But it was a crappy job anyway. The next one will be much better.

Yeah, you might find a better job. Think of it as more an adventure than a job search.

"Every adventure requires a first step!" Can't remember who said that.

Need a reference from a fuzzy old werebear?

I'm the editor-in-chief of a newspaper. I might have something for you to do if you're interested in writing...

I knew this place felt like home. See the kind of offers you get around here??!!

I'd offer employment as well, but all I could provide would be student papers to grade - and without pay. That probably isn't what you are looking for.

Good luck.

I can't resist offering my condolences, a wish that your unemployed time is as short and comfortable as possible, and that your future job is as profitable and comfortable as possible. For what that's worth, coming from a random Internet lizard/your future DM.