Odyson and I saw this on Facebook and I got permission from the author to post it here. Enjoy! Merry Christmas to all Innmates and Staff.
12th LEVEL DUNGEON, Written by Matt Matthew Anziulewicz
Sung to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas
On a first level dungeon,
Our DM said to us,
Everybody is dead.
On a second level dungeon,
Our DM said to us,
Make a saving throw,
And everybody is dead.
On a third level dungeon,
Our DM said to us,
You're surprised,
Make a saving throw,
And everybody is dead.
On a fourth level dungeon,
Our DM said to us,
You don't find a trap,
You're surprised,
Make a saving throw,
And everybody is dead.
On a fifth level dungeon,
Our DM said to us,
Deck of many things,
You don't find a trap,
You're surprised,
Make a saving throw,
And everybody is dead.
On a sixth level dungeon,
Our DM said to us,
Roll double damage,
Deck of many things,
You don't find a trap,
You're surprised,
Make a saving throw,
And everybody is dead.
On a seventh level dungeon,
Our DM said to us,
Dwarven runic writing,
Roll double damage,
Deck of many things,
You don't find a trap,
You're surprised,
Make a saving throw,
And everybody is dead.
On an eighth level dungeon,
Our DM said to us,
Ogre Mages casting,
Dwarven runic writing,
Roll double damage,
Deck of many things,
You don't find a trap,
You're surprised,
Make a saving throw,
And everybody is dead.
On a ninth level dungeon,
Our DM said to us,
Wizard necromancing,
Ogre Mages casting,
Dwarven runic writing,
Roll double damage,
Deck of many things,
You don't find a trap,
You're surprised,
Make a saving throw,
And everybody is dead.
On a tenth level dungeon,
Our DM said to us,
Red Dragon sleeping,
Wizard necromancing,
Ogre Mages casting,
Dwarven runic writing,
Roll double damage,
Deck of many things,
You don't find a trap,
You're surprised,
Make a saving throw,
And everybody is dead.
On an eleventh level dungeon,
Our DM said to us,
Rod of seven parts,
Red Dragon sleeping,
Wizard necromancing,
Ogre Mages casting,
Dwarven runic writing,
Roll double damage,
Deck of many things,
You don't find a trap,
You're surprised,
Make a saving throw,
And everybody is dead.
On a twelfth level dungeon,
Our DM said to us,
The Tomb of Horrors,
Rod of seven parts,
Red Dragon sleeping,
Wizard necromancing,
Ogre Mages casting,
Dwarven runic writing,
Roll double damage,
Deck of many things,
You don't find a trap,
You're surprised,
Make a saving throw,
And everybody is dead.
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