Topic: The Legacy of the Shade Lord
Subject: Good Question
"That is an excellent question, O'Drowconic one. A question which I have absolutely no answer for." Melven stops talking for a moment as he ponders the issue. "Actually, I do have an answer, it just wouldn't be of much help. Maybe one of our other fine ummm, companions can think of something."
Posted on 2008-08-18 at 12:48:59.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Congratz
Mr. Bandarez grows his hair back out. But the reason he had it cut short was because of his terrible "convertible driving wind in his hair" habit. Unfortunately with his renewed hair length this habit has taken over once again. He had a car wreck last night, leaving him scared about the face. They thought he wasn't going to live, the only answer was a chancy experimental surgery. Luckly for him, he lived.
But now he is known as Antonio Buttface.
I wish I was paid for my creativity instead of my repetitive movements.
Posted on 2008-08-06 at 17:43:30.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: 17?
so sick and
Posted on 2008-08-06 at 17:35:13.
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Topic: The Legacy of the Shade Lord
Subject: Melven againagain
Melven smiles as he takes a few slow steps backward from the Dragon. He waits a few more steps before handing off the scroll to someone else in the party and turning to leave the den of things that can eat him without chewing. Grabbing up his bag of silver his smile continues and is obviously pleased with himself as anyone can hear the jingle of his belt buckles with his happy movements. The beginnings of a song start passing his lips without him even knowing. The farther he gets out of the cave of unspeakable horrors the louder it gets.. "Everyone wins and I don't die...La diddy da di dadida."
Towards the entrance to the cave the only thing that is louder is the jingle of the bag of silver slung over his shoulder.
Posted on 2008-08-05 at 13:19:52.
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Topic: Having the WORST day, in 3 sentences
Subject: Hmm happened recently.
While we 4 hours away from home in Atlanta, Georgia my female companion spiral broke her leg.
Spending 8 hours in the emergency room wasn't so bad compared to the excruciating pain my friend was going through, until the Xray technician told me to hold her floppy lower leg and foot so he could get the right shot.
Finding out that she had no health insurance and that the only way to save the foot was to put a metal bar and screws into her leg in a fun required surgery that will cost her more than she makes in 5 years.
As a update, the hospital stay (Only.. no doctor's bills) billed her for $49,000. And she is a server. Makes like 18k a year. Well that doesn't really matter anymore anyway... she won't be able to work for a long time. But as of now she is totally broke lol. (Don't worry, friends feed her)
On the bright side. I told her she was like a "Rock". And she said "Well, you have to keep on going no matter what they throw at you." and I said "No, I mean they can't get any blood out of you."
How often do I get to use THAT joke? lol was great.
Posted on 2008-08-01 at 13:59:46.
Edited on 2008-08-01 at 14:09:48 by EvolutionJ
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Yar
self control like
Posted on 2008-08-01 at 13:50:59.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: I can canoe!
Can, then I could "Kick it" like in that video. Where "Things gonna be alright! Things gonna be outa sight!" And such.
Coffee black or Sweet and Creamy?
Posted on 2008-08-01 at 13:49:24.
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Topic: The Egg Tart Game
Subject: Shape those buns!
Jane Fonda Lose Weight and Stay fit with Fonda Style
Posted on 2008-08-01 at 13:19:28.
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Topic: The Legacy of the Shade Lord
Subject: Depends
Melven's eyes are wide with facination and awe at the upwardly thrusted case. When the dragon asks about the magic users present the gnome raises a small jingling gnomish hand. "I would be at least one with some magical abilities, I suppose.... your dragonic immensitude. I am sure whatever you have in mind will be more than amazingly perfect for the task at hand." Melven shuffles his feet for a second and then looks sheepishly at the ground as he says "As for that 20 percent, I'm sure your eminencitude has realized that he could just wait until he has enough collateral of ours before telling us of a specific treasure trove."
His hands begin to gesticulate a bit more as he almost acts out what he is describing "Now, say your monarchicalness were to tell us somewhere to find ten thousand gold worth of treasure. Thats umm... " he begins mumbling as his feet scratch into some loose dirt for a moment before continuing. "Thats almost a thousand pounds of pure gold. Not even considering if it is in silver or copper or if it is actually Things! We could never move all that. Even if we took all we could carry then messaged you ... we would still only be taking a fraction and your majestic excellence would get his decently fair percentage. If I took all I could carry from a haul like that I would only be able to take a few hundred gold... far less than the two thousand that would be mine. So if you do not trust us, your stately sovereignitude, the only truly sensible thing would be to send us after a treasure large enough that we cannot haul more than our percentage away, yet small enough so that we wouldn't want to risk our lives and this relationship over. If I were to be so bold as to suggest something in the realm of twenty thousand gold. But I am sure someone with your obviously basilic lineage would have already thought of all this." Melven performs a slight bow and is ready for the message spell so that he can get out of here. His brow has been getting more and more furrowed with the effort of new praising titles for the large hulking gnome eating machine now holding a scroll case on the other side of the room.
Posted on 2008-08-01 at 13:10:45.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Hmm.
That doesn't sound like a wish... unless.
Yes, both touchie AND feelie. Your hubby gets angry. Devorce... you lose kids... crying... then I get to console you.
I wish her wish was a wish.
Posted on 2008-07-31 at 22:51:12.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Yar
Paper because if I gave a ************ about the trees then I wouldn't buy my RPG's in book form. Oh and paper burns better, and holds stuff better, and feels better.
All the way. paper.
Slippery when wet or Large and in charge?
Posted on 2008-07-31 at 22:49:10.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Hehe
Alligators cause no matter where they are they look mean and no matter who wears Crocs they still look stupid lol.
Fragile or Robust?
Posted on 2008-07-31 at 15:52:55.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: a
fell from their
Posted on 2008-07-31 at 15:51:33.
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Topic: The Egg Tart Game
Subject: The real black knight
Sergeant at Arms
Posted on 2008-07-31 at 14:07:49.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Uhuh
Many people cried.
Posted on 2008-07-31 at 14:05:55.
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Topic: Who Owns Rusty Dull Swords? (W.O.R.D.S.)
Subject: Exterminator
Extreme Xray Technicians Executing Radical Maneuvers In North American To Obtain Righteousness
Posted on 2008-07-31 at 14:04:23.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Octo
I like Octopus better. It is a bit chewier and I enjoy the contrast between the octo and the sweet soft and sticky rice. Where as Squid tends to have a sligly sweet flavor too... causeing a difficulting for me differentiating between the meat and rice.
Green eyes or Blue?
Posted on 2008-07-31 at 13:57:59.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: You can!
You can.. but FF1 is now a game dealing with only dead people who used to try to do stuff. Congratulations.. you can now heal heros for 30 hours and win while they do things that may actually be fun.
I wish I was better at consoling people.
Posted on 2008-07-31 at 13:55:33.
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Topic: Who Owns Rusty Dull Swords? (W.O.R.D.S.)
Subject: P.L.A.Y.I.N.G.
People lounging about yelling idiocyncrisies normally guarded
Posted on 2008-07-30 at 00:28:16.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Oochie
Granted. This Honest to God minion is honest to his true master. God. Fat lotta good it does you but everyone gets a new biblethumpin fire and brimstone send you all to heck preacher. Thanks... this makes you lots of friends.
I wish I got all A's in my classes.
Posted on 2008-07-30 at 00:25:35.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Oooh
Depends on where the card is from. If it is a lingerie store.. I would rather have the card.
Eat Chicken feet or Sweetbreads?
Posted on 2008-07-30 at 00:23:06.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: hehehe
Oh you wished Oko were an Oscar Mayer Wiener
That is what you'd truly like her to be
'cause if Oko were an Oscar Mayer Wiener
Every one would be in love with her.
She is. Everyone loves her. Including your family, friends, and relatives. Because of their undying devotion towards Oko, she becomes the ruler of the known world. Oh yes, and there is no love left for anyone else. Just as a emphazitation (is that a word? cause if not it totally should be) that means noone loves you.
I wish I had the power to provoke love (to anyone I choose) in anyone instantly.
Posted on 2008-07-28 at 15:38:54.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: YArharhar Swab me deck
Paper, because them trees sure know how to hold my canned goods.
Die from hunger or die from drowning?
Posted on 2008-07-28 at 15:28:56.
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Topic: Legacy of the Shade Lord Q&A
Subject: Oko
Sorry bout that, Melven is really good at reading people and really bad at knowing when not to speak about what he sees. You look sad for a second he assumes your world just ended and he should tell you to "buck up". Kinda creepy and annoying now that I think about it.
Oh and Brianna I for one would love to have a merrier party and I am a fan of "the more the merrier" philosophy.. cept over 8... too merry then. But I think we are definitely way under that amount right now.
Posted on 2008-07-28 at 15:25:37.
Edited on 2008-07-28 at 15:26:52 by EvolutionJ
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Topic: The Legacy of the Shade Lord
Subject: Well lookie there.
"You see, plenty of reasonable beings in places you wouldn't expect." Melven says as he turns back toward his newly found companions. "I, for one, won't have any trouble forgetting what happened here today. I mean, I have plenty of other spots to explore."
The gnome rotates back quickly to face the dragon "And on those explorations I would gladly point out sources of food and treasure that I am unable to transport. Which, I believe, would be the only ones your umm.. Magesty would be interested in anyway."
He holds his small hands outstretched to his sides as he slowly rotates, facing everyone in turn, as he says "So, what I propose is this. We go on our way, with the sacks and cattle. We continue right wrongs and search through forgotten temples and discover ancient relics of unknown use and power... do what all adventurers do. While on this journey, if we discover fields of blackberries or rich hunting grounds we will send you a message with their locations. Or when we defeat a nefarious foe and find his food stores packed with illgotten gains... instead of that food rotting we can put it to good use by letting you know where it is. Or when we find some stash of gold far to large to carry or a diamond mine that we don't have time to utilize, We will gladly send word."
Melven's smile is huge now as he absentmindedly fingers his jingling buckles "In exchange for these messages and locations, If it pleases your highness, your brood here could easily protect OUR, far to heavy to carry around, interests for a nominal fee. We would be compensated for any perishable items that we provide at a decent rate, minus a transportation fees of course. This way, all you have to do is come collect the things we cannot use and watch over our money. We would understand the transportation and storage fees of 10% or so. You get extra food and gold that you need. While we get someone who can purchase and transport everything that we find AND a safe place to store our hopefully soon to be vast fortunes. Everyone benefits."
"There is one small problem, that if you can fix, we could agree to this deal and be on our ways. How to we get a message to you with our location fast enough for you to send your brood to come pick up the items before someone else gets to them first? Maybe a few dozen pigeons and a magical way to seal the rooms from trespassers. Or a spell that could communicate over vast distances. I'm sure your greatness would have some idea." The gnomes perks up for a second and his blue eyes flash as he adds "And if you happen to know the locations of any treasure troves that may need to be made safer before the transportation of goods could commence. I am sure we would be happy with a nominal 20% finder's fee with a minor variable danger percentage added, plus any expenses that happen to arrise of course."
He flops back down onto his chair and waits for the dragon's response.
Posted on 2008-07-28 at 15:23:33.
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