We have the dying mumbles of one character and the innermost thoughts of Malachi thus far.

Would like to update by the end of the week.

I will give you an update tomorrow sir.

quick post, will be busy until sunday. weekend full of traditional gaming huzzah. grugg if relos ends up in a situation that i haven't covered, well just think of something extra cool like add an explosion or something.

I am excited.

So write an update?!

I WILL WHEN I HAVE ALL THE POSTS SCHNOZZLE

You could do a practice post. For fun.

"...and then Malachi realised he was one fire, but not the normal kind of fire. No, this fire burned on and inside his loins, an itching heat than manifested in reddish lumps. He could scarcely remember the night before, but a memory flooded back to him as he searched his thoughts furiously for the cause of searing heat. He had found a companion for his night in the ditch, one of rarefied airs and interesting breeding. Mal it would seem, had contracted Troll-Herpes..."

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I can weaponize this.

That is the most concerning and impressive thing I have ever read.

I did say tonight! It isn't midnight yet. :p

Edit: Okay. I said tomorrow. Logic still stands though.

You get points because it's quarter after nine in my time zone.

THIS IS THE ADVANTAGE OF A WEST COAST DM.

Will read up, get to work on the update tomorrow pending me getting murdered by angry cars.

"she will attempt to bluff her way out of his sight"

Leader "What the hell was that? Calopee "Um... Baaaaa"

If I had it my way the mechanics would allow a bluff to be a synchronized movement, such as whipping my backpack in another direction to confuse them about my direction. But in D&d this seems to be an impossibility. Throwing a backpack is a standard action, can't be used as the standard bluff action.

Still that's one of many ideas. I've considered perhaps melting away into a goatherd. But alas they don't seem to be nearby. Throwing rogues are an interesting experiment to me. Haha.

I'm stealing that idea?

Which idea?

Exactly.