The ink pen was invented by I.M. Squid.

The first pencil was a sharp rock which incidentally doubled as a weapon.

The person who invented the computer was the guy who could not find a rock or a pen.

America spent millions making a pen that could write in space...Russians used pencils...

Yeah and you also have to remember that Americans are famous for watered down beer while the Russians are known for Stoli


btw...yes I am American but you gotta give props where they're due.

Why are we disecting Mice? or Rats?

Cuz we couldn't catch an elephant.

you'd need a much bigger table which is not in our budget.

it'll be hard to dispose of the elephant
or tie it down
or however you plan to restrict it
(don't tell me anesthesia? i hate anesthesia... sounds numbing)

No need...I would be wrestling it the whole time, to prove my...uh...elephant wrestling skill!

we are working with mice remember?
You can wrestle a mouse Grugg to prove your, uh...wrestling skills.

I have mad mouse wrestling skills.

I have NO doubts

I have Mice in my garage you can come claim for disecting.

(actually I will pay you to take them.)

we get paid to pick up supplies that we get free!!

Now that's what America is all about!!

i can't wait
biology... my favorite class

we got supplies...now lets' see...
oh yeah, I've never been good at dissecting anything so how about I bring my cats to do that part then we can pick through what's left and see what we got to work with!