Aw shucks. I didn't know you all cared so much.



No but seriously, good round of posting, everyone.

*evaporates*

INITIATIVE ORDER NOTHING CHANGED WHY WON'T THEY DIE DAD?

Tristan 26 (unconscious)
Bandit2 19
Malachi 16 (wins tiebreaker)
Relos 16
Leader 12 (wins tiebreaker)
Bandit8 12
Bandit4 8
Calopee 7
Sehanine 3

Number part I'm out of things to say here for now.
Tristan fails to stabilize, bleeds out for 1 damage.
Bandit2 misses Relos.
Relos rolls 23 succeeds on initiated trip. Rolls 25 on opposed STR check and succeeds in tripping Bandit2.
Relos rolls 17, hits with smite to deal 11 damage to Bandit2.
Bandit2 misses AoO to hit Relos as he heads towards the rest of the group. (Did you know prone people threaten squares? I do now. I blame british rappers.)
Malachi rolls a 24 hitting Bandit4 for 8 damage.
Malachi rolls 29,23 and 21 Tumble checks to avoid AoOs from Bandit4, Bandit8 and the Leader.
Malachi rolls 23 hits the Leader for an AoO, 6 damage.
Leader hits Calopee for 8 damage.
Bandit8 misses Malachi.
Bandit4 confirms a critical against Malachi but misses due to miss chance. (I WILL STAB YOU SOMEDAY.)
Calopee rolls 22 to bluff for distraction, success.
Calopee rolls 31 for hide check, no one spots her. (GODDAMN EVERY WHEAT FOREVER)

NO ONE DOES 7 DAMAGE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. Map up next.

Same legend as ever.

Notable changes.
Bandit2 is prone.
Calopee is hidden again.
Sehanine is invisible, no one has located her in any way.
Sehanine's longsword has dropped to the ground where it had been floating the round before.

I will need some pepperoni today.

So the guy I hit this turn has gotta be barely breathing right?

He's taken multiple hits for 22 damage. In descriptive terms, yes, he's messed up.

He's about to get even more messed up.

Cool update.

*evaporates*

Hmmm... Well I was unharmed. Haha. I'll have to consider this next round.

Can't see me! I'll be pouring a healing potion down Tristan's throat this round. She wouldn't also be able to take the bracers too, would she? Just planning out the actions...

Pulling a potion and force-feeding it to an unconscious man would take up your full round. NO THIEVERY TODAY MISSY!

Kind of figured that was the case. I am pouting nonetheless.

In case you're wondering Schnozzle, I'll allow Mal hearing Sehanine whispering before your action. Consider it retconned to the end of the last round.

Just so the whole team doesn't spend their turns pouring potions on some corpse.

I mean their friend. Yes.

Very subtle Grugg... Very subtle.

Posted.

Thanks Grugg. I figured it was going that way but it made my life easier to know for sure.

Update in the works just waiting for Relos's action WHICH I SHALL REMIND PEOPLE IS NOT LATE SO NO ONE CAN COMPLAIN YET ACCEPT ME BECAUSE I AM EXEMPT FROM MY OWN RULES.

So yeah once Jozan posts I shall commence with the dropping of hot wisdom. I am referring to my updates as hot wisdom now.