lol you people and your free time I'll see what I can cook up tonight.

moving up 40 feet with two move actions to become kiddy corner with Sehanine. Then trying to piss off the big ol' chain idiot.

Oh you.

I have no idea what a kiddy corner is.

excuse me, kitty corner*

i'm diagonal to sehanine if that helps

The rest of the game I am going to describe every object in terms of referencing what it is kitty corner to.

Or how kitty corner it is.

What a ridiculously stupid expression. I am angry at Merriam-Webster for validating it.

I am declaring war on English.

J'espère que vous parlez Français.

We say "catty-corner" here.

get owned grugg

Update delayed by glorious weather, Stanley Cups, World Cups and overtime.

Will have the update in by the end of the weekend. In the meantime, feel free to utilise this thread to discuss the merits of Ayrn and the notion that his booty does not require a shred of explanation.

If I played sportsball/hit things with a stick, I would have a cup EVERY TIME. So why is this a big deal? Stanley can go buy his own equipment.

Initiative Order

Tristan 26 (unconscious)
Malachi 16 (wins tiebreaker)
Relos 16
Bandit2 19 (delayed action)
Leader 12 (wins tiebreaker)
Bandit8 12
Calopee 7
Sehanine 3

Things that happened and HOW MUCH THEY HAPPENED
Tristan fails to stabilize, bleeds out for 1 damage.
Bandit2 delays his action.
Malachi rolls a 14, hits Bandit4 for 10 damage, killing him.
Malachi rolls a 30 on tumble to avoid AoO on Bandit8.
Leader hits Relos for 12 damage.
Bandit8 hits Malachi for 5 damage.
Calopee rolls a 25, hits Leader for 14 damage.
Sehanine rolls max for the potion and heals Tristan for 9hp.

Bandit2 has delayed his action until after Relos rounded the corner and no one has any sight/sound of him.
Tristan is prone but alive and conscious with 5hp.
Samurai pizza cats.

Same legend.

Notable changes:
Bandit2 is marked as a "last known position".
Calopee is spotted.
Tristan is alive, but prone.
Sehanine still invisible.

Have posted. And its nice to be posting again.

The chance that the bandit leader has time for little old me is lessening with every post.

Without giving too much away, I feel like we're pretty close to wrapping this. The quicker we get posts in the quicker we can get back to MOTHERFRAKKING ADVENTUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE