2e was pretty damn good.

i still can't believe celedwe has never eaten mustard. How is that possible? That is the question of my life that i need answered.

...and has yet to attain the level of awareness at which appreciation of mustard is acquired. Patience, Grasshopper... one must learn to ketchup before one can grey poupon!

I'm rolling here!!!


It is very odd that in 14 years of living on a planet where junk food has acquired it's own section on the food pyramid that C has not tasted mustard.

WAIT!!! I think we have just figured out why she is sooooo smart!! Does anybody know if Einstein ate mustard???

! could someone pass the grey poupon? ((does anyone remember that commercial?))

what does it taste like?
and gray poupon? what's that???

did you know einstein's birthday was on pi day? (3/14)

Coincidental.

Grey Poupon is the finest of Mustards (well, in American consumption terms anyway, lol). I have had finer!

Mustard tastes like a boost of zwangy flavor in the midst of a dark world. It's a kick in the mouth. It's strong, flavor-packed, and goooood. That's what mustard tastes like. It tastes like itself. Nothing can compare, i think.

are you sure I should eat mustard? *cocks head to one side, preferrably left*

WE ARE SURE!!!!!!!!

Go get get some outta the fridge and taste it.
We'll wait here.

none here
i'll wait till school
then at lunch i'll try some on a baked potato (if they have any)
*awaits experience of lifetime*

Is largely vinegar. However, the mustard seed is such a potent flavor, you can't taste the vinegar much. The chemical in mustard that gives it the tangy burst of flavor, by the way, is a blister agent. Small doses are best.

DO NOT BOIL DOWN MUSTARD SAUCE

what? a baked potato!? i guess you can do that, but it's not the ideal food to eat mustard on. Oh well.
Try it on a sandwhich or something, lol

yeah...try it on a ham sandwich. MUCH better

...on pretzels. Mmmmmmm-mmmmmm-yummy!