haha, actually, i know some history on the fork usage...but i would probably say it wrong or something, knowing me. And well...knowing the source i got it from (crazy big man who taught me World geography, who had a mustache as long as your hand, and who denied being married to his wife, the spanish teacher, and who also taught us that it's good for a woman to shave her face to get rid of dead skin).

but i'm pretty sure he was right despite the mario bros. mustache.

Why is Iceland mostly green and Greenland more commonly white?

Should be the other way around.

Actually both of em are pretty damn white lol.

Why is it you can never trust a person who always asks if you trust them?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

lmao

If you’re sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

bubble wrap?

that's another question in itself...

why would bubbles need to be wrapped?

whoa man! you people are getting deep! hehe i'm lovin it. The baby oil question was hilarious, btw.

If people who have trouble sleeping count sheep what do sheep who have trouble sleeping count?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

Im afraid you're all failing to consider the obvious answer to all you questions...but I will give you a clue, it involves a beard that is epic, a roundhouce kick that is equally epic, and the initials C.N.

Why do American drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?


O_O