nah, it doesn't matter. They were just for a laugh, or a chuckle rather. I will say something about the first question though, in which the answer is interesting:
Do the actors from mystery crime shows ever get arrested because they look like the actual criminals?
The answer is actually yes, surprisingly. I didn't read up on it that much, but it is said that they have been. But i'd say they were 'reported' by some dumb person who had seen the show. Then arrested (or questioned) based on someone's report. I dunno.
of very promiscuous women (please don't shoot me), that might me the amount of time until you (you being the person not wearing the bra being removed) can remove it without getting smacked.
I would hope not, as sub-zero temperatures do funky things to the human body. I tall woman in the cold, not careful of where she's going, could put an eye out, while, oddly, bringing a smile to a few faces as well.