cool

I have to get my hands on this death ray.


Oh, and lets start a riot for pluto, it needs its planethood back!

why do people who workout try so hard to get a parking spot as close to the gym as possible?

why do people say "look both ways" when crossing the street?
what's the point of looking behind you if you're walking forwards?

It's right, then left, not forward then backward.

Actually read a story in which the order mattered, oddly enough. Don't remember all the details, but it ended with an American being run over in England because he forgot that they drive on the other side of the road there. Looked to the left just before stepping in front of a car that had just turned onto the street. It had all somehow been arranged by the gloating narrator... not really sure I remember how it worked out.

I mean when people say, "Look forward, backwards, left, and right before you cross the street."

I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that.
Where do you live C, in a state of Paranoia

Celedwe...(shakes head, laughing) thanks for making me laugh today, bud. If I give you a seeing eye dog to get you across the street maybe then you won't have to look at all, ok?

and while my guide dog is being bought (which would be an excellent Christmas pres)
can anyone tell me the plural of asparagus?
(don't tell me it's Asparaguu or something)

It's simply asparagus singular and in plural.

Where's Master Lord Sir Death? I need another applaud to go with my karma

I smote you for asking.

I did too, for kicks.

I'll applaud ya.

It takes guts to beg!!
Next thing ya know we will all be standing on a street corner holding signs that say "Will work for applauds"

i applauded Lyskhala for her kindness