Let's see how we all interpret a simple process like tying your shoe.

Each person posts a step in the process until the task is complete. You can make the step as detailed as you'd like but it must contain only one step of the process:

I'll start:

Step 1. Find shoes

(The next poster continues with the next logical step)

Step 2: Pick up shoes

Step 3: Step away from where shoes were found.

Step 4. turn shoes over and check for gum, poo etc.

Eat gum or poo, then proceed to step 6.

Step 6: In case you ate gum or poo, vomit. If not, proceed to step 7.

Step 7: Choose to disregard why these shows were sitting in the middle of nowhere.

Step 8. while ignoring nagging thoughts of why these shoes were in the middle of nowhere, smash cockroach with left shoe and wipe on pant leg.

Step 9: Remove pant leg and wash.

(I can imagine something like this in an instruction manual poorly translated from Chinese)

when pant leg is dry, re-attach to pants it was cut from and proceed to step 11.

Step 12: Proceed to put out the fire that has been started on pants.

Step 13: Find new pants.

Step 14: Retrieve new pants from where ever you found them.

Step 15: Remove burnt pants

Step 15: Put on new pants.

This is getting to non-outrageous