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step 6
Remove the diaper while holding the tarp in front of you to prevent any splatter onto you in the ensuing chaos of uncovering the baby
Resident
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Posted on 2008-09-15 at 23:35:08.
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Step 7
Dispose of the soiled diaper (preferably by incinerating it), then fit the baby with a snorkel and goggles.
Lord of the Possums
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Posted on 2008-09-17 at 17:44:30.
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Step 8
Take phone call from Family Services rep who is inquiring as to why the neighbors are complaining you are abusing your baby.
Kohai
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Posted on 2008-09-17 at 19:25:30.
Edited on 2008-09-17 at 19:25:49 by Lyskhala
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Step 9
Shoot overly inquisitive neighbours with a crossbow.
Gregg
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6192 Posts
Posted on 2008-09-17 at 19:33:40.
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Step 10
Use hose to eliminate bloodstains and dispose of nosey neighbors bodies in a similar fashion as that which was used to dispose of the soiled diaper... while you're at it, turn the hose on the baby's hiney to remove any klingons... er... cling ons.
(See? this is why we gave the baby a snorkel or scuba gear... no abuse here... we're taking all possible precautions!)
Lord of the Possums
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Posted on 2008-09-17 at 19:37:49.
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Step 11
dry off baby with leaf blower.
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
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Posted on 2008-09-17 at 19:44:54.
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dsaf
Dispose of leaf blower. Hide all evidence.
Gregg
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Posted on 2008-09-17 at 20:16:32.
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Moving on
Get new diaper. In fact get several, if you put several on the baby at once you won't need to change them as often, extra absorbancy powers!
Muse-i-licious
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Karma: 186/13
3273 Posts
Posted on 2008-09-30 at 01:45:05.
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