Write funny names and captions on the casts so you dont look so friendless.

crawl to the refrigerator and get out a glass bottle of rootbeer

Knock it and the entire contents of the refrigerator on to your head.

Step 35: After regaining consciousness, clean up the mess you made.

That was a very intersting lesson on how to tie your shoes.


Now that we have our shoes on and tied, lets move on to starting our car.

step 1. open car door

open the driver's car door

Changed to step 1 from 2 I just thought opened wrong door first time.

We will count your post as step 1

2?:Rip door off and yell HULK SMASH!!!

After regaining sanity, wonder whether or not you had insurance on the car for 'spontaneous acts of destruction'. Most likely you didn't, or it wasn't available in your package, so go to the market for a new car.

Wonder why you are walking to the market when you could have taken the car it was only missing a door.

Step 5: Realise that your car's engine was in the door. This was odd. Ignore the oddity and go to the market.

Realize that you are going wrong way.

7: Consume a goldfish for its wisdom, and head the correct direction.

step 8

get to market and realize you left your wallet in the car which you didn't drive because you ripped the door off and were too embarrased to be seen in it.

GO back and get your wallet and return to the market to purchase a new car. This time, Take the bus