hard one...
I'll take door #1, lose my foot at the ankle.



Would you rather drink a gallon of Mustard or Mayonnaise?

mustard... mayonnaise is only acceptable in moderation...


would you rather... eat 88 hot dogs or 88 hamburgers (all 1/4 pounders) and all at once...

das 88 hamburglers. Then I'd drive to the horsepiddle to be ready in case of a massive coronary from the sudden cholesterol build-up ...

Suffer from a sudden case of tunnel-vision or a sudden case of dyslexia?

aixelsyd


pen or ink?

Since a pen uses ink, I would have both regardless of which one I chose ...

(unless you meant PENCIL or ink?) Then I'd have to say pencil ...

Slapping a bear or a crocodile?
(old cajun joke ...)

wow...how did that get by my EAGLE eye... yep meant pencil or ink

Slap a bear depending on what color it is.


closer to your mother or father?

No fair racially-profiling the bears!

Mom. Dad's dead. Don't wanna be any closer to that ...

250 punds and happy or 150 pounds and still wondering why your not ...

250 lbs and happy

would you rather feed something to our demonic vending machine or have a wish corrupted

I'm feed-um da darned ol' mahckina. No got-um wish to corrupt and no-wannum try corrupt any ...

Get body-checked by two basketball players or by two hockey players (regardless of team, Lysk!)

ummm...hockey players. I can't skate so there's no danger of me ever being in the position of being body checked by a hockey player


would you rather be scratched to death by a kitten or nibbled to death by a puppy?

puppy mauling... and 250lbs is less than what I weigh now...


live forever, or die trying to?

Live. If it's forever, bonus! Why die trying to prove a point?


Rediscovering the wonderment of childhood or reliving your childhood?

Eternity is nice, because you actually have time, but at the same time you have too much of it, and so time loses meaning for you. That said, however, with eternity, there is the possibility you could learn many things, above all being contentment with oneself. Yet, as soon as you have achieved it, since you have eternity, it too loses its meaning over time (say a couple hundred years, which isn't that much with eternity).

So, in the end, it is far better to have something with a beginning, and end. It is part of what being alive is about, pushing your limits to surpass the moment and even what is referred to as human nature. To grow and learn, but above all to learn to be happy with what you have, or, if that isn't possible, find out how to change what you can, usually yourself, so that it is possible, without hurting others who are just trying to achieve the same thing.

EDIT: Oh dear, I was working on this at the same time Kuriosaki posted. I have to go to bed right now, but I'll respond to Kuriosaki's too tomorrow, so my post is still valid.

EDIT2: I'd go with rediscovering the wonder of being little. Rediscovering the world would be thrilling. Reliving my childhood... that I don't want to do.

Choose one, or choose the other, but choose carefully:
1) Know how to travel through time and have the means to do so, however it is only for you; you cannot bring any other living thing.

2) Have the ability to blur the distinction between reality and fantasy. (basically, you are a key by which fantasy can be realized as reality, in an area the size of a house around you)

ETERNITY = a procrastinator's ultimate dream or nightmare depending on whether they are an optimist or a pessimist.

wow...
I'll take #2. My mind is already blurred by fantasy vs. reality so I'm half way there.

Have someone else make all your decisions for you and you take the credit and or punishment or you make all the decisions for someone else and you take all the credit and or punishment?

I would choose option one (1, the first, primary, before any/all others) ... But, the decision(s) having been made, I wouldn't necessarily be bound to abide by them ...


Size of a grape, or color of a punkin?