Step 6
Read Step 6: "If you got this far you are an IDIOT!!! Never attempt to bathe a cat on your own; call the professionals listed in your phone book now or dial 911 if you have already started this step prior to reading it."
Devil's Advocate
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Posted on 2008-04-21 at 12:54:54.
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Step 7
Ignore step 6, it's your cat and you are gonna bathe the dang thing, without police involvement.
Proceede to grab bottle of Herbal Essense Shampoo and lather cat. Get distracted by the sensual smells coming from the bottle and decide to wash your own hair while screaming in sweet esctasy.
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
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Posted on 2008-08-04 at 18:00:33.
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8.
rinse you and the cat off
Resident
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Posted on 2008-09-04 at 13:24:56.
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step 9
disinfect and apply tourniquet to arm
Kohai
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Posted on 2008-09-04 at 15:46:16.
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10. Turn water as hot as it will go... and sterilize the cat...
Resident
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Posted on 2008-09-04 at 23:32:35.
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Yoiks
11. Scream in agony as cat goes ballistic and climbs you like a christams tree.
Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
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Posted on 2008-09-05 at 16:31:03.
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step 12
Finally treat your new wounds... you Are now finished bathing the cat
Resident
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Posted on 2008-09-06 at 07:09:40.
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EXCUSE ME!!
This happens to be MY thread and I will say when the cat washin' is over.
the cat washin' is over
Kohai
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3600 Posts
Posted on 2008-09-08 at 11:25:48.
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Well...
I beat you to it.. .The cat... was just sterilized... I'ma gonna say its done... cause I call em like I see em...
so what's the next topic?
Resident
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491 Posts
Posted on 2008-09-09 at 16:30:41.
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how to change a diaper (baby, not adult)
Kohai
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Posted on 2008-09-09 at 17:05:10.
Edited on 2008-09-09 at 17:05:40 by Lyskhala
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Step 1
Find a stinky baby!  
Lord of the Possums
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Posted on 2008-09-09 at 17:14:05.
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Step 2
gag
Kohai
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Posted on 2008-09-09 at 17:17:42.
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step 3
Upon finishing gagging, without removing the diaper; try to determine which of the orifices is causing the foul odor.
Resident
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491 Posts
Posted on 2008-09-10 at 05:40:34.
Edited on 2008-09-15 at 23:33:52 by ruler of the shadows
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Fowl odor? Did the baby eat chicken?
Step 4: Upon identifying the offending orifice, gather together a pair of tongs,some rubber gloves, a garden or fire hose, a facemask, and a tarp. (Do not leave the baby unattended during this step... you'll end up with a much messier baby or one that's missing all together.)
Lord of the Possums
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Posted on 2008-09-15 at 18:57:40.
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Step 5
To remove the "fowl" odour, use the assembled tools to remove the chicken from the room, then return to the baby and wonder how a chicken got involved.
Gregg
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Posted on 2008-09-15 at 19:15:28.
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